So, you’re looking for a career where your desire to be a know-it-all is a plus, where shushing people becomes a martial art, where you get to read all day and can even wear your hair in a bun?
Well, if you do, then the position as a librarian is probably all wrong for you. And I should know, because I am one!
See, one problem for librarians is the fact that we are inherently super hot. Just check out Exhibit A taken from the Desperate Librarian Calender Girl calendar and Exhibit B from the equally hot, though slightly more confusing (what’s up with the row-boat?), The Tattooed Women of the Texas Library Association calendar if you don’t belive me.
An we’re funny as well:
No,really, we are. Just check this one:
Clothes on who?
The Library’s clothes on Thanksgiving,
but we’ll be open again on Friday!
Oh man, that one always cracks me up. And how about this one:
Q. Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark?
A. That way he always nose where he stopped reading.
God, that’s funny. Even in a real going hahahahaha with your eyes wide open way…actually it might only be funny in that way…
But, as the saying goes, you always know you’re a librarian when you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
If this hasn’t convinced you to join our ranks tomorrow, then maybe this video can help:
And here’s one about the kind of people you are going to be dealing with: