So you want to be a librarian?

So, you’re looking for a career where your desire to be a know-it-all is a plus, where shushing people becomes a martial art, where you get to read all day and can even wear your hair in a bun?

Well, if you do, then the position as a librarian is probably all wrong for you. And I should know, because I am one!

See, one problem for librarians is the fact that we are inherently super hot. Just check out Exhibit A taken from the Desperate Librarian Calender Girl calendar and Exhibit B from the equally hot, though slightly more confusing (what’s up with the row-boat?), The Tattooed Women of the Texas Library Association calendar if you don’t belive me.

An we’re funny as well:

No,really, we are. Just check this one:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Clothes on.
Clothes on who?
The Library’s clothes on Thanksgiving,
but we’ll be open again on Friday!

Oh man, that one always cracks me up. And how about this one:

Q. Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark?
A. That way he always nose where he stopped reading.

God, that’s funny. Even in a real going hahahahaha with your eyes wide open way…actually it might only be funny in that way…

But, as the saying goes, you always know you’re a librarian when you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

If this hasn’t convinced you to join our ranks tomorrow, then maybe this video can help:

And here’s one about the kind of people you are going to be dealing with:


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